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Frank Black
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 Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:00 pm Post subject: Quote your favorite Simpsons quote |
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mine is when Lisa says: "there may be a boogyman or boogymen in the house"
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What did the dyslexic pirate say to the other pirate?
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thelittlecheez
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dr nick: 'well if it isn't my old friend, mr. mcgreg, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!'
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bart's play: 'good evening aunt helga, is it saint swithin's day already, 'tis replied aunt helllga...'
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ZiggyStardust
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ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleed if I kept my fingers out of it.
ralph: What's for lunch?
film director: Next!
Ralph: chicken necks?
Ralph: Can you open my milk for my mommy?
Teacher: I'm not your mommy Ralph, I'm Miss Hoover.
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thelittlecheez
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hahahaha, ralph is wicked.
homer : 'ohhh! a joke! i get jokes! hahaha'
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Doitagain
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Milhouse: It was just like Romeo and Juliet, only it ended in tragedy...
Homer: alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
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To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." |
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valé
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in french, sorry. no original version on french TV;
Bart: " va te faire shampouiner!!!!"
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Andy
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There are so many, but the first one that pops in my mind:
Milhouse: "This is where I come to cry."
(When Bart asks about a cave that the mafia uses as a hideout)
OR maybe
Leonard Nimoy: "Tonight's story is true. And by true I mean false. It's all lies. But entertaning lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no." |
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thelittlecheez
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hahahahaha i completely forgot about that milhouse one! i pissed myself with laughter when i heard that!
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thelittlecheez
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kent brockman - and to prove that this IS live: penis!
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GregDK
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bart: me aburro ( I'm so bored)
chief whigham @ the chilli contest: these are guatemaltecic chilli peppers collected by insanes from a sanatorium at the djungle..... ( too funny)
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GregDK
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It isn't allowed to put weasels into the trousers!!! 
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Homer: "I forgot my swimsuit as well, but I IMPROVISED!"
"Has the 'Welcome' mat around his naval, proceeds to run out of the door. You then hear him say 'Hello!' and the you hear Sirens".
lol, love it! |
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thelittlecheez
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homer (after seeing a tramp sleeping in a skip) : hehe, just like oscar the grouch.
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| Andy wrote: | | Milhouse: "This is where I come to cry." |
the first time i saw that episode i laughed so hard.
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